tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-39280819863597300632011-11-27T15:19:39.733-08:00Send favorite sites, pic's and information to share:http://www.blogger.com/profile/08904292209126449778noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3928081986359730063.post-58177663216200842942008-09-03T11:30:00.000-07:002008-09-08T20:35:48.602-07:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_EgJ91-yaf5A/SL7ZVReFQ9I/AAAAAAAABfk/b0AlpF5WqeQ/s1600-h/keep1.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5241865975795893202" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_EgJ91-yaf5A/SL7ZVReFQ9I/AAAAAAAABfk/b0AlpF5WqeQ/s400/keep1.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>CAR SICKNESS:The feeling you get when the car payment is due. </div><br /><div></div><br /><div>Etc:A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. FATHER:A banker provided by nature. </div><br /><div></div><br /><div>FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>INDEPENDENT: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say. </div><br /><div></div><br /><div>SEAMSTRESS: Describes 250 pounds in a size six. </div><br /><div></div><br /><div>SUBDUED(sub-dood'): Like, a guy who, like, works on one of those, like, submarines, man. </div><br /><div></div><br /><div>SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official. VEGETARIAN:Old Indian word for bad hunter. </div><br /><div></div><br /><div>Stressing the importance of a good vocabulary, the teacher told her young charges, "Use a word ten times, and it shall be yours for life."From somewhere in the back of the room, came a small male voice chanting, "Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda." </div><div><br />Jumbo Shrimp: an oxymoron. </div><div><br />Mouse (n): An animal which strews its path with fainting women. (Ambrose Bierce)</div><div><br />Architect (n): One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. (Ambrose Bierce)</div><div><br />Lighthouse (n): A tall building on the seashore in which the government maintains a lamp and the friend of a politician. (Ambrose Bierce)</div><div><br />Weed—a plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered. —Ralph Waldo Emmerson</div><div><br />Spring—An experience in immortality.—Henry D. Thoreau </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3928081986359730063-5817766321620084294?l=wierdwordpower.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Send favorite sites, pic's and information to share:http://www.blogger.com/profile/08904292209126449778noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3928081986359730063.post-60803509279234951062008-08-05T14:08:00.000-07:002008-08-29T16:57:31.933-07:00<a href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_EgJ91-yaf5A/SJjB5wA3TfI/AAAAAAAABL4/E6MSMfggI48/s1600-h/weird-cat.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231144165076061682" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_EgJ91-yaf5A/SJjB5wA3TfI/AAAAAAAABL4/E6MSMfggI48/s400/weird-cat.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Algorithm: An oxymoron describing Al Gore’s dancing abilities.<br />Atom: A male feline.<br />Contour: Inmates speaking to children around the country on how to stay out of jail.<br />Coolant: A trendy, or chilled insect.<br />Decrease: The effects caused by ironing.<br />Geometry: What acorns say when grown up.<br />Microwaves: Poor surfing conditions.<br />Moon: A sky light.<br />Propane: In favour of torture.<br />Gypsum: To cheat several people.<br />Beehive: A sting ensemble.<br />Bovine: A crooked climbing plant.<br />Carnation: Country full of automobiles.</div><div><br />Eskimo pi—Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter.<br />Wonton—2000 pounds of Chinese soup.<br />Microscope—1 millionth of a mouthwash.<br />Bananosecond—Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement.<br />Billigram—Weight an evangelist carries with God.<br />Adolescence—That period when children refuses to believe that someday they’ll be as stupid as their parents.<br />Semicolon—Half of a large intestine.<br />Two kilomockingbirds—2000 mockingbirds.<br />Straight line—Shortest distance between two jokes.<br />Smile—A curve that can set a lot of things straight.<br />Caucus—Swearing Crow </div><div></div><div><br />VUJA DE—The feeling you’ve never been here before.<br />ACCORDIONATED—Able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.<br />AMBIDEXTROSE—Able to put sugar in coffee with both hands.<br />ANYTHINGARIAN—A person who changes religions religiously.<br />BAWLROOM—A hospital nursery.<br />BULLEMIA—Ability to tell endless tall tales.<br />BUREAUCAT—Kitty who sleeps on your undies.<br />CHIRPES—A canarial disease, no tweetment.<br />DECAFAFLON—The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.<br />FLATULANCE—An emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.<br />JEANEALOGY—Study of Levi’s, Wranglers, and other denims.</div><div> </div><div>Auditorium—IRS office </div><div>Bombard—lousy poet </div><div>Escape—part of Superman's outfit </div><div>Lobster—weak tennis player </div><div>Predate—flirt </div><div>Ramification—bad driving </div><div>Bachelor—A guy who never finds out how many faults he has. </div><div>Bureaucracy—Capital punishment. </div><div>Flashlight—A case for holding dead batteries. </div><div>Fortune teller—A bank employee who only deal with large accounts. </div><div>Hypochondriac—Someone who won't let well enough alone. </div><div>Optimist—A person who smells smoke and gets out the marshmallows. </div><div>Petroleum—Floor covering for dog and cat owners. </div><div>Raisins—The wrath of grapes. </div><div>Religion—Where you find prophets and non-profits. </div><div>Teenager—One whose hang-ups do not include clothes. </div><div>Volunteer—Take on work that makes no cents.</div><div> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3928081986359730063-6080350927923495106?l=wierdwordpower.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Send favorite sites, pic's and information to share:http://www.blogger.com/profile/08904292209126449778noreply@blogger.com0